Wednesday, March 26, 2008

Kids Say the Darnedest Things...in Church

Today at work the conversation turned to the topic of children's embarrassing comments. One of my colleagues related the following church incident:

It was time for "children's church," before the sermon, and the pastor was complimenting the dress of my friend's small daughter: "That sure is pretty."

"I know," replied the tot. "But it's a real bitch to iron."

2 comments:

david said...

Out of the mouths of babes.....

Judith said...

How wonderful! You can't beat kids for honesty.

I took my daughter to a performance of the Nutcracker when she was 9 or 10. After noticing that both principal dancers were female, she asked, in a piercing, little-girl voice, "Mommy! Are they LESBIANS?"

That got the little old ladies turning round! I haven't stopped laughing yet.