...when you find yourself wondering how a couple of snowboarders would do color commentary on a worship service at your church:
"Did you see that assisting minister? Dude, she biffed the corporate confession!"
"Yeah...when she went for a fakie and bonked the font, and then fraggled the presiding. What a noob."
"Dude, even the li'l grommet who lights the candles could do a better job."
"But hey -- the presiding minister got some phat air during the Great Thanksgiving. Sick steez, man."
"He just barges that ritual, dude. Schwank."