Why post a canned quiz when you can invent your own?
The sentence best matching this article of clothing, pulled from LutheranChik's own closet, is:
a. "I went to the Pride parade, and all I got was this lousy jacket."
b. "My kid's birthday is next month. I wonder if she juggles and make balloon animals."
c. "Don't drop the brown acid, man...it's bad..."
d. "Festive colors...clean, classic lines...and it goes with almost anything. Yeah, right!"
e. "Hello? Fashion Police? I'd like to report a felony in Outer Podunk..."
f. "We now conclude another broadcast day..."
g. "Hmmm...which festival would be the most liturgically appropriate for that?"
h. "Taste's less; great filling!"
I like to call it my Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat.