Yesterday one of my coworkers mentioned to me that she'd visited our family food cooperative over the weekend while visiting that city.
"How'd you like it?" I asked. She hesitated.
"Well...the food was great. But the people are...um...really natural, aren't they."
"'Natural'? What do you mean?"
"Like, the women don't color their hair. It's, like, gray."
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I am so over this place.