"Hi. My name is Cody. I'm a Maltese. As some of you know, I live with LutheranChik.
"I watch television all day, and I have to tell you, I hate political advertising. And it's really bad here in Michigan, with hot gubernatorial and senatorial races, and a lot of 'I know you are, but what am I?' negative ads. They make me growl. If it were up to me, I'd get all Hound of the Baskervilles and rip out these losers' throats. Except I'm not big enough to do that; I'd have to chew their ankles instead. But still.
"Anyway, I was one of those disillusioned, hellwiddumall non-voting types...until I saw an ad for Spoiled Yappy Dog. There was something about Spoiled Yappy Dog that just...just spoke to me. I think she'd be out there biting ankles with me.
"This isn't a partisan blog, so I'm not going to tell you how to vote. But when you do stand in that booth in November, please make an informed choice -- one that takes into consideration a diversity of species, including my own. I know how I'd vote, if I could reach the voting machine and read the ballot. My suggestion to you: Spoiled Yappy Dog -- you can't do much worse."