Here's a meme that's been making the rounds: Take the month and day of your birthdate, then find the corresponding chapter and verse of each Gospel and see what that says.
I did this with my birthdate. Let's go to the videotape...
Matthew 12:26: "If Satan casts out Satan, he is divided against himself; how then will his kingdom stand?"
Mark 12:26: "And as for the dead being raised, have you not read in the book of Moses, in the story about the bush, how God said to him, 'I am the God of Abraham, the God of Isaac, and the God of Jacob'?"
Luke 12:26: "If then you are not able to do so small a thing as that, why do you worry about the rest?"
John 12:26: "Whoever serves me must follow me, and where I am, there will my servant be also. Whoever serves me, the Father will honor."