Saturday, November 25, 2006
"Greetings. My name is Mollie. The new visiting human, the one who calls herself LutheranChik, evidently snapped this photo while I was asleep on the DVD player; I have my own room, with my own bed, but I occasionally come out to observe the humans and -- sigh -- their ridiculous canines. Why the humans insist on associating with such smelly and undignified creatures I can scarcely imagine, but I suppose it has something to do with dogs' ingratiating fawning and licking and cuddling, which the humans seem to interpret as affection. I want to say, It's all about the food, you imbeciles. But humans are sentimentalists; they wouldn't believe me. Still, there's something amusing about being around them all, even the little yappy white creature. And I have them fairly well trained; even the new one. So I choose to stay. Because it suits me."
Posted by LutheranChik at 4:00 PM