"Greetings. My name is Mollie. The new visiting human, the one who calls herself LutheranChik, evidently snapped this photo while I was asleep on the DVD player; I have my own room, with my own bed, but I occasionally come out to observe the humans and -- sigh -- their ridiculous canines. Why the humans insist on associating with such smelly and undignified creatures I can scarcely imagine, but I suppose it has something to do with dogs' ingratiating fawning and licking and cuddling, which the humans seem to interpret as affection. I want to say, It's all about the food, you imbeciles. But humans are sentimentalists; they wouldn't believe me. Still, there's something amusing about being around them all, even the little yappy white creature. And I have them fairly well trained; even the new one. So I choose to stay. Because it suits me."
Saturday, November 25, 2006
Mollie
"Greetings. My name is Mollie. The new visiting human, the one who calls herself LutheranChik, evidently snapped this photo while I was asleep on the DVD player; I have my own room, with my own bed, but I occasionally come out to observe the humans and -- sigh -- their ridiculous canines. Why the humans insist on associating with such smelly and undignified creatures I can scarcely imagine, but I suppose it has something to do with dogs' ingratiating fawning and licking and cuddling, which the humans seem to interpret as affection. I want to say, It's all about the food, you imbeciles. But humans are sentimentalists; they wouldn't believe me. Still, there's something amusing about being around them all, even the little yappy white creature. And I have them fairly well trained; even the new one. So I choose to stay. Because it suits me."
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What an exquisite and fastidious cat, and what a well-chosed DVD player; perfectly cat-sized! Happy Delurking Week! (o)
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